Tools
Small instruments, no account
Each one does a single job in your browser and leaves nothing behind.
Out of Office Generator
Write the away message you actually mean.
Pick a tone, pick an excuse, and get a ready-to-paste status for Slack, an email autoresponder, and a calendar note. No manager approval required.
Panic Button
Mash it. It is the only button.
One button, no rules. Every hit sinks it deeper and makes it louder, and letting up drains the pressure away — so keep going, and the whole thing goes off at once.
Crack the Glass
Hold it. Do not let go.
Press anywhere on the pane and the cracks grow under your thumb — louder and faster the longer you hold — until you let go and the whole thing goes.
Stress Ball
Press it. It pushes back.
A rubber ball with nothing to win. Press and it dents under your thumb while the rest bulges out; let go and it wobbles itself calm.